Previously from this brewery: Hotter than Helles and Jai Alai
Flow [floh]
1. to move along in a stream: The river flowed slowly to the sea. (verb)
2. to circulate: blood flowing through one's veins. (verb)
3. glamorous, wavy locks of hair; often referred to as 'luscious': Ladies love to run their hands through my luscious flow. (noun)
Instead of pulling weeds from the garden or putting down mulch on this sunny day, I was getting my flow in order, as I was a bit overdue for a haircut. For those who only know me on the internet, it's important for you to understand I possess an awesome head of dark, thick, dreamy hair. Thankfully, everything is back in order courtesy of a shampoo, a face & scalp massage, some hot towels, and skilled scissor work. In case you were wondering, here's a picture of me post-haircut, with my flow back in full force:
FLOW. |
Who loves bad camera phone pics? This guy! |
Here's how the last five minutes of my life just went:
/ searches iTunes for songs about hair; finds little worth noting in this space
// contemplates searching for references to kumquat, thinks better of it
/// searches 'songs about hair' on google, depresses self with lack of good ideas
//// realizes someone called Willow Smith wrote something called Whip My Hair; gives up
So, instead of something wonderfully clever about hair, I'll just close things out with a song about what life is like when your flow is luscious. The good hair might be mine, but the floor belongs to Right Said Fred:
"I'm too sexy for my shirt / too sexy for my shirt / so sexy it hurts"
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