Dear You in the Left Lane,
55 MPH is not an acceptable speed for the left lane. Especially not the left lane on the Schuylkill Expressway at 7pm. I should not be forced to pass you in the right lane at 70 MPH with all the other commuters. A little advice -- we all want to pound the living crap out of you. Move over.
A little warning -- we really want to pound the crap out of you after seeing the baby pink eyelashes on the headlights of your white Volkswagen Beetle. Thank your lucky stars I didn’t stop my car and rip them off for the sake of humanity.
Lucky for me tonight’s beer went a bit better than the drive home. Tonight I’m drinking a Pietra from Corsica, France. It is a Euro-dark lager made with sweet chestnut flour. The chestnut flour isn’t intended to flavor strongly, but rather to give a nutty flavor to the malt during mashing. I don’t quite get that…maybe you do. Wouldn’t it flavor it either way?
|You would think this was my 9th beer of the night|
based on this photo.